BERLUSCONI IS ‘WORLD’S MOST IMPOTENT MAN’MOVES HE’S BORED OF “IT’S HOT, IT’S STEAMY, ITS PURRRRFECCTT,

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“It’s hot, it’s steamy, its purrrrfecctt,” is what you tell your friends when they ask about your love life. If you don’t like what he’s doing, you just tell him right?

But whoever gets bored of tiny pecks, extended foreplay and slowly slipping off your clothes? – Not people in love (like you two) that’s for sure.

But you’re just speaking for yourself. Are you sure he’s all that happy too? Women usually think men won’t complain as long as they are getting some – and some they may be right, but honestly they are only human and boredom may come easy. Shocked?

Running to save your love-life? Screech to a halt and take a breather, here are some men who very considerately have let us in on what they find boring in bed. So take some pointers from them instead of digging in the dark.
“Kissing the neck”

“I’m bored of the missionary position. When it comes to foreplay it’s good when it’s slow, ‘cause that’s the way I like it. Also if we are just kissing for very long I get bored… it’s like “let’s get on with it and get the clothes off woman. And another thing when she kisses my neck and goes on with it, that is just a waste of time. You see, men don’t have very sensitive necks, unless she’s kissing the back of my neck.” – Nitesh Singh, 25

“Take off your clothes!”

“I’m not an gymnast to experiment with positions. So that’s never an issue. But the most boring part is of course getting the clothes off. Sheer waste of time. Wish that was an automated process triggered by sexual urge.” – Paritosh D, 29

“No routine please”

“It’s not so much the sex (or associated activity) as it is the routine. The minute anything starts sliding into a routine, it starts becoming dull. So we keep changing things – places, times, activity, positions, lights, music, etc.” – Ashish T, 29

“Nibbling the ear”

“I worship the act and everything before and after it. The religious fervour that I associate with it makes it very difficult for me to tell you what I’m bored of. But if you insist… nibbling the ears isn’t always a good foreplay move.It can get really annoying. Everything else rocks!” – Vikram N, 27

“The condom dilemma”

“Forget the sex, I’ll tell you what I am bored of the same damn rubber I’ve been using all the time. Tried others, but they simply don’t work. And I don’t want to lose IT just before the act…you know what. So am stuck with the same ribbed condom.” – Devashish Mehta, 31

“All talk and talk”

“What I’m bored of is the conversation after sex. Another folly many people commit is to think that their own erogenous zones work for everyone, which may not be the case. But that is true for both men and women.” – Shoren Shah, 30

“It’s not the moves”

Oh god….never bored of any moves…the person? …Yes!!…hehehe – Hitesh B, 29

London: The woman once rumoured to be the other woman in Silvio Berlusconi’s married life has apparently turned against him.

Back in 2003, when the Italian prime minister broadcast a statement on pension reform the announcer who introduced him to the world via television caught his eye.

Later, he sent Virginia Sanjust di Teulada a huge bunch of roses and gardenias, and invited her to lunch at his office. He even presented her with a diamond bracelet. Over the months that followed, they met often.

Now, speaking for the first time last week, Sanjust, 32, described the shattering consequences of her “platonic love” for Berlusconi, and the hullabaloo it created.

The teen who floored the Italian PM

Sanjust, who was a 26-year-old divorcie with a son aged four when he spotted her, believes he should give up the relationships with young women.

“Berlusconi took me to heart,” she told Oggi magazine, confirming that he had given her bracelets and money.

“When he phoned me he’d tell me everything he was doing, he’d ask me if I needed something, he was very kind. But he never went beyond that,” she said.

She added that he often told her: “I could be your grandfather.”

Sanjust went on: “Perhaps he should admit that he made a mistake, that he was swept away by the power of money.”

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“Sex is in the past for me, it’s only a memory. Platonic love, like the one I had for Berlusconi, is much more important. Can I say something provocative? Berlusconi is the most impotent man in the world, because the power the prime minister has is a false power if it’s not accompanied by faith,” she added.

Their relationship caught the public eye last year after her former husband, Federico Armati, an intelligence officer, filed a lawsuit accusing Berlusconi and Sanjust of conspiring to have him sacked.

A Rome judge shelved the case in January.

London: The woman once rumoured to be the other woman in Silvio Berlusconi’s married life has apparently turned against him.

Back in 2003, when the Italian prime minister broadcast a statement on pension reform the announcer who introduced him to the world via television caught his eye.

Later, he sent Virginia Sanjust di Teulada a huge bunch of roses and gardenias, and invited her to lunch at his office. He even presented her with a diamond bracelet. Over the months that followed, they met often.

Now, speaking for the first time last week, Sanjust, 32, described the shattering consequences of her “platonic love” for Berlusconi, and the hullabaloo it created.

The teen who floored the Italian PM

Sanjust, who was a 26-year-old divorcie with a son aged four when he spotted her, believes he should give up the relationships with young women.

“Berlusconi took me to heart,” she told Oggi magazine, confirming that he had given her bracelets and money.

“When he phoned me he’d tell me everything he was doing, he’d ask me if I needed something, he was very kind. But he never went beyond that,” she said.

She added that he often told her: “I could be your grandfather.”

Sanjust went on: “Perhaps he should admit that he made a mistake, that he was swept away by the power of money.”

Berlusconi probed over use of gov’t plane

“Sex is in the past for me, it’s only a memory. Platonic love, like the one I had for Berlusconi, is much more important. Can I say something provocative? Berlusconi is the most impotent man in the world, because the power the prime minister has is a false power if it’s not accompanied by faith,” she added.

Their relationship caught the public eye last year after her former husband, Federico Armati, an intelligence officer, filed a lawsuit accusing Berlusconi and Sanjust of conspiring to have him sacked.

A Rome judge shelved the case in January. was skinny, I didn’t have a bum and didn’t feel very feminine. Having curves makes me feel much more womanly,’ she says.

‘I’ve put on weight and probably weigh about nine and a half stone at the moment – it’s the heaviest I’ve ever been, but I would much rather have curves than be stick-thin with my bones showing.’

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Changing weight: Chantelle says she’s proud of her new curves, left, and right, looking skinny after her split from former husband Preston in August 2007

In an attempt to recover from her divorce trauma, Chantelle underwent breast augmentation in November 2007, taking her from a 32B to a 32E.

But she admits that, in some ways, it’s a decision she now regrets.

‘I wanted a DD cup, but they ended up an E cup and have now grown to a massive F cup,’ she says.

‘On a day-to-day basis I regret having them done as they really get in the way, and I’ve had to have physio for backache. I’d love to have them reduced to a D cup, but I’m too squeamish!

‘When I got them done I didn’t realise I’d need more surgery later on to get the implants replaced. In fact, I didn’t really look too much into the whole thing as it was a reaction to getting divorced. I was at a very low point.’

Chantelle also addressed rumours that her five-month relationship with Tottenham Hotspur footballer Jermain Defoe is back on.

She revealed: ‘We’re still friends despite everything. Rumours that we’re back together aren’t true.’

The full interview appears in this week’s Closer magazine, on sale now.

Trauma: Chantelle met Preston on Celebrity Big Brother in 2006, but their marriage broke down after just ten months, leaving her distraught

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Putting on weight is not something many glamour models would boast about.

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